PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene